Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Green Messiah

Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Green MessiahHES A VERY NAUGHTY BOY! or ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN Years ago, in the quiet Sussex hamlet of Town Littleworth, something from the black extra cosmic gulfs of space fell from the sky. Something that a childless couple took in and raised as their son. In this one act of kindness, they may have doomed the world. GREEN MESSIAH is a botanical adventure for use with LAMENTATIONS OF THE FLAME PRINCESS WEIRD FANTASY ROLE PLAYING and other traditional role

HE’S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY! or IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN

Years ago, in the quiet Sussex hamlet of Town Littleworth, something from the black extra-cosmic gulfs of space fell from the sky.

Something that a childless couple took in and raised as their son.

In this one act of kindness, they may have doomed the world.

GREEN MESSIAH is a botanical adventure for use with LAMENTATIONS OF THE FLAME PRINCESS WEIRD FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING and other traditional role-playing games. It is suitable for characters of most levels, and vegetarians.

Within you will find an invasive alien species of shape-changing root vegetables, malicious trees, and an extensive menu of delicious – and potentially fatal – fruits and vegetables from another world.

The adventure is best played in a shaded area, watered no more than once a week, and kept indoors in colder months.

The Messiah Green, before his verdant apotheosis, wrote FORGIVE US, FISH F***ERS, MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE, and MIDVINTER.