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Holy Water Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Religious Humor Gift Flask

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Holy Water Funny Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Religious Humor Gift FlaskBlessed. Highly Effective. The Holy Water flask delivers divine humor with a straight face. Equal parts irreverent and clever, this stainless steel hip flask is perfect for those who enjoy a little sarcasm mixed with tradition and arent afraid to laugh at it. Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food grade, lead free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol proof vinyl label protected by a UV

Blessed. Highly Effective.

The Holy Water flask delivers divine humor with a straight face. Equal parts irreverent and clever, this stainless steel hip flask is perfect for those who enjoy a little sarcasm mixed with tradition and aren’t afraid to laugh at it.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, sturdy, and easy to carry, it’s built for weddings, celebrations, holidays, and moments that call for a little spiritual reinforcement.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a great gift for friends with a sense of humor, bachelor or bachelorette parties, religiously raised rebels, or anyone who appreciates a good joke delivered deadpan.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling — blessings shouldn’t be wasted.
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Key Features

  • 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

  • Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

  • Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

  • Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

  • Dishwasher safe

  • Compact, travel-friendly design

  • Gift-ready packaging included


Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” × 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)

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