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Description
Too Close to My Trauma TeeFor anyone who's not just socially distancedbut emotionally quarantined. This shirt makes it crystal clear: if you can read the text, youve wandered into the splash zone of unresolved issues, repressed memories, and a therapists dream journal. Congrats. Bold, distressed lettering to match your inner turmoil Text size optimized for passive aggressive boundary setting Printed on premium soft cotton, because the only thing you should be carrying is
For anyone who's not just socially distanced—but emotionally quarantined.
This shirt makes it crystal clear: if you can read the text, you’ve wandered into the splash zone of unresolved issues, repressed memories, and a therapist’s dream journal. Congrats.
🧠 Bold, distressed lettering to match your inner turmoil
📏 Text size optimized for passive-aggressive boundary setting
🖤 Printed on premium soft cotton, because the only thing you should be carrying is baggage—not chafing
Best worn when:
– Making awkward eye contact in line at Target
– Dodging small talk at family functions
– Existing
Let your trauma speak for itself—so you don’t have to.
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