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I Have a Parasite Geek Graphic Tee

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I Have a Parasite Geek Graphic TeeEyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time. High Quality AS Colour T Shirt. Regular fit. Crew neck mid weight. 100% combed cotton. Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Printed in Australia. PLEASE NOTE: This is a DTG Product. When purchased, we send your order to our printer and they start the fulfilment process. This may take up to 7 10 working days. Then we have to sacrifice a virgin, do a specific dance number and draw the Australia Post

Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time.

- High Quality AS Colour T-Shirt. 
- Regular fit.
- Crew neck mid weight.
- 100% combed cotton.
- Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
- Printed in Australia.

PLEASE NOTE: This is a DTG Product. When purchased, we send your order to our printer and they start the fulfilment process. This may take up to 7-10 working days. Then we have to sacrifice a virgin, do a specific dance number and draw the Australia Post logo in blood on the floor to pray that they are on their game and get it to you promptly. We understand that this delay can be annoying, just know that every tee you purchase gets us closer to bringing it all in house.

* Disclaimer: This is a parody product. Spider-Man and its characters are registered trademarks of Sony or Sony Pictures. This product is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Marvel, Sony, Sony Pictures or any of its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third party licensors.

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