Chinese Shar-Pei Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo

Chinese Shar-Pei Rich Bitch & Drama Queen ShampooRich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo for the Chinese Shar Pei Who Commands Attention The Chinese Shar Pei whom by sheer force of will (and exotic good looks) has a crowd hovering over them everywhere they go The Chinese Shar Pei whom is not responsible when SOME people ask if you forgot to iron your dog. Haha, so funny and original. The Chinese Shar Pei whom had business cards printed for you to distribute that say, "Yes, I am a dog I am a Chinese Shar

Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoo for the Chinese Shar-Pei Who Commands Attention...

• The Chinese Shar-Pei whom by sheer force of will (and exotic good looks) has a crowd hovering over them everywhere they go
• The Chinese Shar-Pei whom is not responsible when SOME people ask if you forgot to iron your dog. Haha, so funny and original.
• The Chinese Shar-Pei whom had business cards printed for you to distribute that say, "Yes, I am a dog...I am a Chinese Shar-Pei of ancient royal lineage. I have exquisite folds in my skin due to centuries of top-level breeding, overseen by monks and royalty. No, I do not need a wrinkle cream, no I do NOT need Botox. And, NO, you absolutely may not touch me. My coat is the texture of angry razor blades. Step away now"

Our Rich Bitch & Drama Queen Shampoos cleanse and clarify, as you would expect, plus luxurious argan and jojoba oil infuse and soothe your Chinese Shar-Pei's skin and coat with moisturizing pampering. Rich Bitch & Drama Queen are the same great shampoo, one has a G-Rated Label and the other is slightly PG-Rated. This shampoo is also perfect for the Demanding Dude or Drama King Dog. May we be so bold as to also suggest our Chinese Shar-Pei Boo Boo Butter. It has been quite popular with our Shar-Pei clientele.