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Somewhere Between Myth, Mystery, And Madness

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Somewhere Between Myth, Mystery, And MadnessLife is never dull for Topper. During a covert mission in the Falkland Islands during the Falklands War, he heads behind enemy lines to decimate Argentinean soldiers. He gets into trouble in Northern Ireland when he is captured and tortured by vengeful Irishmen. While on duty hunting terrorists, he endures a car crash in Belfast that kills his partner. He suffers terrible headaches and nightmarish visions that encourage him to kill. In the midst of

Life is never dull for Topper. During a covert mission in the Falkland Islands during the Falklands War, he heads behind enemy lines to decimate Argentinean soldiers. He gets into trouble in Northern Ireland when he is captured and tortured by vengeful Irishmen. While on duty hunting terrorists, he endures a car crash in Belfast that kills his partner. He suffers terrible headaches and nightmarish visions that encourage him to kill.

In the midst of all this bloodshed and war, he finds plenty of willing women to help ease his tensions and stress in, well, womanly ways. He reminisces about his first sexual experience as a fourteen-year-old boy, when he and several friends enjoyed the same girl.

Once he gets out of the army (due to his abuse at the hands of the Irishmen), he turns his talents to the security field. At first, his adventures are pretty tameinvestigating cheating spouses and corporate theft but eventually, even here he encounters the same type of life-threatening situations he did in the armyand some interesting sexual escapades, too.

About the Author

Richard Parr is a pseudonym for a former British military man who lives in the U.K. He enjoys competitive horseback riding and shooting in addition to other activities. He graduated with his O levels in English literature and language, and in math, German, and sociology. His service record is varied and top secret.

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Maggie Etheridge
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 4
It's a fun/unusual color, but not "celery"
Size: Medium, Color: Celery Green, Size: Medium, Color: Celery Green
Can't comment on the fit because we didn't take it out of the bag. I gave it 4 stars because 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮 of the suit looks really nice through the plackaging, but we didn't open it up and try it on because the color could not be further from what we were expecting. It's actually a really cool and unusual fun fabric, but not really describable as any shade of green which is what I was going for. It's more of a beige tweed whose tiny plaid upon careful examination even has slightly blue threads.. or is that lavender? In fairness to the manufacturer, I tried and tried to get a photo with lighting that accurately represents this fun and unusual color to no avail. For a proper review I guess I should have my son put it on and take a picture in daylight. But they do need to change the color name at least to "champagne tweed" or something. No idea whose job it was to call this color "celery". ;p
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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026
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Vaifro Dordetto Jr
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Great value for a one-time event! Perfect for graduation.
Color: Black, Size: Large, Color: Black, Size: Large
I bought this suit for my son's graduation, and it was exactly what we needed. Since he will probably only wear it once, I didn't want to spend a fortune at a high-end department store. For the price, the quality is surprisingly good; it looked sharp and he received a lot of compliments during the ceremony. We ordered a size Large (L) based on their sizing chart, and it was true to size and fit him perfectly. The fabric is lightweight but doesn't look cheap at all, making this a fantastic, excellent cost-benefit choice if you are looking for an option for a one-time event. Highly recommended!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026
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Patrick
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for the price.
Color: Black, Size: Large, Color: Black, Size: Large
I’m 220lbs 6’1 athletic build. Arms/back couldn’t fit inside the jacket. Pants and vest fit fine though. I honestly should get stuff tailored considering my body competition. Good quality for the price worked for me.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026
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Regal Mom
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 4
XL sized suit review
Color: Light Blue, Size: X-Large
I ordered XL for my husband who is 6'1" and weighs 200 lbs. The pants' length was too long and we had to cut off two inches and get them hemmed. Jacket could be a little bigger in the mid section and shoulders but vest fit well. Could do without the fake handkerchief in the suit jacket pocket. Still liked the style and the color of the light blue suit.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2026
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jessica vasquez
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect for teens
Color: Black, Size: XX-Large
Great suit! Great quality for the price. Very impressed. Bought for my teens. Didn't want to spend a lot on something they won't wear more than a couple times before they grow again. This suit is great. A tad long in the arms and legs. But overall, its perfect. Fitting suit, but got a size larger for their comfort. Surprised at the quality, my mom was impressed and she knows suits.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2026

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