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The Reincarnation of Tom

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The Reincarnation of TomTom was a daydreaming office schlub. What will he be like as a chicken, cow, tiger, tree and Austrian art teacher from 1896? Napoleon was a pig with dreams of revolution. What will he be like as Joseph Stalin? Shirley was a zoo keeper with a big heart and a weakness for helping others. When will she learn? Sal was a cop. Then a cop. Then a cop several times after that. What will he be like as the leader of a coalition sworn to hunt Tom for the rest of

Tom was a daydreaming office schlub. What will he be like as a chicken, cow, tiger, tree and Austrian art teacher from 1896?
Napoleon was a pig with dreams of revolution. What will he be like as Joseph Stalin?
Shirley was a zoo keeper with a big heart and a weakness for helping others. When will she learn?
Sal was a cop. Then a cop. Then a cop several times after that. What will he be like as the leader of a coalition sworn to hunt Tom for the rest of his lives?

"Simpson's prose adroitly wields deadpan comedy... A wild ride on a picaresque path to some kind of wisdom." --Kirkus Reviews



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Aden Simpson
Published: 04/01/2020
ISBN: 9780995352391
Pages: 274
Weight: 0.69lbs
Size: 7.99h x 5.24w x 0.62d
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