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The Million Dollar DeceptionNow in paperback, the sequel to the #1 Essence bestselling author's sensational The Million Dollar Divorce a novel that takes the surprises and sensuality of the first book to new heights. Bestselling author: RM Johnson's The Harris Family was a #1 Essence bestseller. The Million Dollar Divorce, which launched this series with a bang, is a favorite amongst the author's loyal and growing fan base. Universal appeal: Like its exciting predecessor, The
Now in paperback, the sequel to the #1 Essence bestselling author's sensational The Million Dollar Divorce--a novel that takes the surprises and sensuality of the first book to new heights. - Bestselling author: RM Johnson's The Harris Family was a #1 Essence bestseller. The Million Dollar Divorce, which launched this series with a bang, is a favorite amongst the author's loyal--and growing--fan base. - Universal appeal: Like its exciting predecessor, The Million Dollar Deception appeals to women with its brilliantly unpredictable plotting. It also hooks men with the brotherhood angle that garnered so much praise with Johnson's last novel, Do You Take This Woman? - Enthralling story: An emotionally complex novel about desire, commitment, and excruciating choices, The Million Dollar Deception is about Monica Kenny, whose love life has become a confusing labyrinth of doubts. Lewis Waters, the younger man who may or may not be right for Monica, will do anything to hold on to her. And Nate Kenny, Monica's unscrupulous ex-husband, realizes now how foolish it had been to give her up a year ago--and is about to plot the destruction of Lewis Waters to get her back.Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Published: 08/18/2009
ISBN: 9781416540410
Pages: 303
Weight: 0.62lbs
Size: 8.38h x 5.50w x 0.81d
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★★★★★ 1
Bad quality
Style: Pants, Color: Pants Black, Size: 29, Style: Pants, Color: Pants Black, Size: 29
Very bad quality, so sheep
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Reviewed in the United States on November 6, 2024
★★★★★ 3
Black and white plaid pants
I recommend ordering one size up from your regulary size.This product is smaller than my actual paint size. When buying this product remember to order one size up from your normal size.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 6, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Perfect Squidward Pants
Color: Aqua, Size: 34, Color: Aqua, Size: 34
If you’ve ever wanted to channel your inner Squidward Tentacles, these pants are an absolute must for your costume. They’re the ideal blend of comfort and style, with just the right amount of “meh” that screams Squidward in the best possible way.
Fit and Comfort
The pants are designed for ultimate comfort—just the right balance between relaxed and structured. They’re not too tight, which is perfect for anyone who wants to lounge around in true Squidward fashion. Plus, they have an easy, breezy fit that’ll let you sit at your “couch” for hours, begrudgingly watching the world go by—just like Squidward himself.
The Look
These pants nail the Squidward aesthetic. The neutral color (a perfect, unassuming beige or taupe) gives off that “I’m here, but I’m not excited about it” vibe, which Squidward fans will immediately recognize. The waistband sits comfortably at the natural waist, and the straight-leg cut gives you that ‘I’m-about-to-bore-you-with-my-monologue’ look.
Perfect for the Costume
When it comes to costumes, attention to detail is key, and these pants hit the mark. They’ve got that slightly too-perfectly-average vibe that’s Squidward in a nutshell. Whether you’re pairing them with a simple short-sleeved shirt for a quick DIY look or going full costume mode with a wig and clarinet, these pants are the foundation of any Squidward ensemble.
Versatility
While they’re ideal for a Squidward costume, they also function as perfectly mundane pants for any occasion where you want to blend in, exude minimal enthusiasm, and avoid doing anything that requires effort. They’re just the right kind of forgettable to fit with any everyday outfit, in case you feel like giving a nonchalant, “I’m fine, thanks” at your next casual gathering.
Verdict:
These pants aren’t just the cornerstone of a perfect Squidward costume—they embody the very essence of Squidward himself: stylishly indifferent, effortlessly bland, and somehow still perfect. Five stars for bringing Squidward’s look to life in the most comfortable, “meh” way possible.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 26, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Perfect red dress pants
Color: Red, Size: 32
These pants are legit! I got them as a backup to an American flag suit but they are my go-to red pants now. Very vibrant red, well made and good price. The length is purfecttt. I was worried they would be tight but the waist stretches and they look snd feel great on me.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
He like them
Color: Red, Size: 42, Color: Red, Size: 42
Really nice too big in the waist
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Reviewed in the United States on January 8, 2026