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Alestorm: Curse Of The Crystal Coconut - VINYL LPTitle: Curse Of The Crystal Coconut Artist: Alestorm Label: Napalm Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 840588132485 Genre: Rock, Heavy Metal Release Date: 2020 05 29 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics Vinyl LP pressing. 2020 release, the sixth album from pirate metal band Alestorm. Eleven tracks presented in Alestorm's typical unadulterated, chaotic fashion will pull the rug out from under your feet. Adding to that are guest performances
Title: Curse Of The Crystal CoconutArtist: Alestorm
Label: Napalm
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 840588132485
Genre: Rock, Heavy Metal
Release Date: 2020-05-29
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics
Vinyl LP pressing. 2020 release, the sixth album from pirate metal band Alestorm. Eleven tracks presented in Alestorm's typical unadulterated, chaotic fashion will pull the rug out from under your feet. Adding to that are guest performances from musical greats like Ally Storch of Subway to Sally (violin on the entire album) and Captain Yarrface of Rumahoy! A must-have, riff-laden anthem at any party, "Treasure Chest Party Quest" takes the listener onto a journey into the depths of Tortugas darkest taverns and Christopher Bowes' unique sense of humor. The smashing, lively track "Chomp Chomp", featuring vocals of Vreth of Finntroll, may make you never want to enter the open waters again, but will definitely entice you to dance along with it's addictive melodies. "Pirate Metal Drinking Crew" is yet another foot-stomping anthem on the album that excels with a catchy rhythm and indelible hook. Be careful to not anger the great pirate Scurvy, or he might just unleash the Curse Of The Crystal Coconut with the brutal riffs of the "Pirate's Scorn" upon you. Whether the album makes you want to grab a fresh coconut and sip it or open up a nice bottle of beer - it will definitely lead to a wild piratical escapade.
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I have been using this tallow cream for months now and my skill feels so moisturized every time I use it. I have had it for a while and still have half of the jar left so, a little does really go a long way. I really wanted to switch to a natural product to avoid putting harsh/unnecessary chemicals on my face. I also have pretty dry skin which was another big reason why I wanted to try tallow for my face. It is fragrance free which is I do like. I have not noticed much of a change in my skin appearance, largely because I do already have good skin but I love the way it makes my face feel. I did not notice any major breakouts when I started using this product, though I have never had sensitive skin. My boyfriend does have sensitive skin though and he uses it from time to time and has never complained about breakouts. I think this product is worth trying, though everybody's skin is different so you just have to test it out and see!
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★★★★★ 5
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This is a great product. I’ve probably ordered at least 10 jars at this point. I use it as my every day facial moisturizer. It’s not greasy, I’ve had no break outs, it has virtually no smell, and I love that there are no random unnecessary ingredients added. My husband (who has very sensitive skin) now also uses it as his dairy facial moisturizer. Highly recommend!
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Very thick, rich cream. Good for hands or overnight.
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I like this, but I don't love it. It's very rich and creamy, no discernible scent, and feels good going on. The beeswax in this makes it a good "barrier cream", great for overnight. This is very moisturizing, but it does not seem to penetrate as deeply as another tallow cream that I tried which has no beeswax. It's a nice sized jar for the price. This is really good for hands. I'm still on the hunt for a really good tallow cream that doesn't contain wax or olive oil...the search continues.
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I am so impressed with this ELBBUB Whipped Tallow Cream. It is a sweet, clean product that keeps my face deeply hydrated all day without feeling sticky at all. I mostly use it as a daytime face cream under my makeup, and it creates a perfect, smooth base. It has helped my skin routine so much. Highly recommend!
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