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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 31 - Aug 5
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Description
Be Glad it Wasn't Herpes Hand TowelWhen life gives you lemons be damn glad it wasnt herpes. Sharp, sassy, and totally unexpected this towel isnt here for your grandmas advice. Its here to drop some citrus truth with a wink and a smirk. Whether youre drying dishes, wiping counters, or just hanging it up to let everyone know youve got jokes and taste, this towel delivers. Pick your sass delivery system: bright white waffle weave, plush terrycloth, or crisp flour sack cotton all ready to
When life gives you lemons... be damn glad it wasn’t herpes.
Sharp, sassy, and totally unexpected — this towel isn’t here for your grandma’s advice. It’s here to drop some citrus truth with a wink and a smirk. Whether you’re drying dishes, wiping counters, or just hanging it up to let everyone know you’ve got jokes and taste, this towel delivers.
Pick your sass delivery system: bright white waffle weave, plush terrycloth, or crisp flour sack cotton — all ready to bring snark and style to any room.
Choose your vibe:
• Flour Sack — 28" x 29": Light, absorbent, and ready for a reality check
• Waffle/Dobby Weave — 15" x 26": Textured, bold, and serving dry humor (literally)
• Terrycloth — 16" x 30": Soft, plush, and perfect for soaking up all that salty shade
A few things to know:
• Other towel colors may be available upon request
• Sizes are approximate and might vary (towels have bad days too)
• Wash before use to bring out full attitude
• Polyester thread = light bleach-safe sass that lasts
• Every towel is made to order — no two zingers are exactly the same
• Extra customization? Totally doable (might cost ya a bit more)
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Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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