SKU: 34649888401

If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd S**t On T-Shirt - Funny Bird Slogan Shirt

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If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd S**t On T-Shirt - Funny Bird Slogan ShirtThis slogan t shirt is made of premium quality ring spun cotton for a great quality soft feel, and comfortable retail fit. Our soft textile print will not crack or fade which ensures long lasting print quality so your garment stays looking fantastic. 1 2 Day Dispatch Time FREE Tracked Delivery Sizing & Shipping info below. (The printed shirt will arrive un censored) Unisex Sizing Guide XS Chest 41cm 16" (UK6 8 US4 6) S Chest 46cm 18" (UK8 10 US6 8) M

This slogan t-shirt is made of premium quality ring spun cotton for a great quality soft feel, and comfortable retail fit. Our soft textile print will not crack or fade which ensures long-lasting print quality so your garment stays looking fantastic.


📦 1-2 Day Dispatch Time

🚚 FREE Tracked Delivery


👇🏼 Sizing & Shipping info below.


(The printed shirt will arrive un censored)


📏 Unisex Sizing Guide

XS - Chest - 41cm / 16" | (UK6-8 / US4-6)

S - Chest - 46cm / 18" | (UK8-10 / US6-8)

M - Chest - 51cm / 20" | (UK10-12 / US8-10)

L - Chest - 56cm / 22" | (UK12-14 / US10-12)

XL - Chest - 61cm / 24" | (UK16-18 / US14-16)

2XL - Chest - 66cm / 26" | (UK18-20 / US16-18)

3XL - Chest - 71cm / 28" | (UK20-22 / US18-20)

4XL - Chest - 73cm / 29" | (UK22-24 / US20-22)

5XL - Chest - 77cm / 30" | (UK24-26 / US22-24)

6XL - Chest - 81cm / 32" | (UK26-28 / US24-26)

(Chest is measured between each underarm when laid flat)

- Full size guide found in the image gallery


Fabric:

100% Ring Spun Cotton.


Weight:

150 gsm


All orders are shipped within 1 - 2 working days.


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🇬🇧 UK - 1st Class Royal Mail

1 - 2 working days.


🇺🇸 USA - International Tracked Royal Mail

3 - 5 working days.


🇪🇺 Europe - International Tracked Royal Mail

3 - 5 working days.


🌎 Rest of World, Canada, Australia etc - International Tracked Royal Mail

5 - 7 working days.


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Mrs. H
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
A must for dry cracked heels.
Size: 6 Pairs - 6 Colors Assorted
I have to keep on top of my feet because the bottom of my heels get really dry. I have to soak them every 2 weeks so they don't look like horse hooves. With the spring and summer coming, the feet get drier , flip flops and sandals or any shoes without shocks really make them feel worse. These REALLY help maintain my soles beautiful and cushiony. I love to be barefoot around the house and these give the the feel of barefeet and the comfort of a sock on the heel. At night i always put lotion on my feet but can't sleep with socks because i overheat, these i can put my lotion and then a little urea stick on the heel and put them on and sleep like a baby. These need to be hanwashed and air dried to preserve the integrity of the gel on the sock. Just be aware of that. Fit wise i am a 7.5 on the wider side and these fit very well without being tight anywhere. I also put these on with flip flops and they look great and feel better too.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
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Cali Girl 2025
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
definitely recommend these to anyone who’s struggling with rough dry heels
Size: 6 Pairs - 6 Colors Assorted
I was pleasantly surprised by the effectiveness of these socks. They feature a soft gel-lined interior that helps absorb intense moisture from my dry heels. After wearing them for a couple of nights, I noticed a significant improvement in the texture and appearance of my heels. These socks stay in place while sleeping and don’t slip off. Additionally, I appreciate that they are reusable and can be washed.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026
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Rosalyn of Roses the First
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Really works!
Size: 6 Pairs - 6 Colors Assorted
This is a true moisturizer sock that actually works to heal and nourish dry heels. You will definitely see a difference within the first 2 hours! The only thing for me is the scent is over bearing and too strong if your sensitive to smell. Let me know when a scentless sock are made and I'm there! 5 stars because the socks truly works.
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Julia
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 4
Seem to do what they are advertised for.
Size: 6 Pairs - 6 Colors Assorted
Price was decent. They fit fine. Decent colors. They give decent instructions of how to use them. I do feel that they give a decent support even though they're mainly for helping with dry cracked heels (which they also seem to do a decent job on). I haven't washed my first worn pair yet, but they seem like my regular socks in materials so they should hold up well.
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Kindle Customer
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Gorgeous
Color: Rose Gold
Gives the skin a gorgeous glow. Not oily at all. Simply beautiful!
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