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Octophallus Silicone DildoMy Kinky Octopus Teacher Key Features: Fantasy Dildo: This purple and blue, realistic shaped rod has the long limbs of an octopus wrapped around it, giving it smooth ridges and slightly textured grooves that stimulate you as you ride! Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands free! Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap on
My Kinky Octopus Teacher
Key Features:
- Fantasy Dildo: This purple and blue, realistic-shaped rod has the long limbs of an octopus wrapped around it, giving it smooth ridges and slightly textured grooves that stimulate you as you ride!
- Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free!
- Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with!
- Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.
It was my third year returning to the Indian Ocean for the summer. The big-blue octopus was a commonly seen cephalopod there and I'd decided to make the study of them my major. They were fascinating creatures but deep down I know I had other reasons to study them, ones I would never admit to in my research. The sun was beating down on me that day so hard that I felt like fainting, so I took out the small boat and set out to visit my octopuses. The water welcomed me like a long-lost lover as I dipped in with nothing more than my dive gear and a tight-fitting suit. I didn't have to go very far before finding what I was looking for. It was expecting me, after all. The mysterious, small, purple-blue octopus that had mystified me ever since my first visit here and convinced me to study these creatures swam up to me and immediately landed on my arm! It wrapped its tentacles around me, saying hello. This fully grown octopus was smaller than the normal blue octopuses I'd seen, but I knew it would grow bigger in time. Even though it was a venomous kind that packed a powerful bite and had an inky discharge, it hadn't harmed me even once in all this time. Instead, it did what it always did… it explored. It began playing with my zippers and ties. It started pulling at them, finding openings in my clothes and reaching inside. As usual, it wrestled open my fly and reached inside to pull out my shaft. I'd remained flaccid but once this little octopus started wrapping its limbs around me I began to swell with excitement! The limbs undulated and squeezed, milking a drip of salty-sweet liquid from the tip of the head that this octopus enjoyed. It began to pulse and tighten, and as it did I let myself float, weightless in ecstasy, as it milked me until I burst, the thick fluid bursting free of my shaft and hanging there like its own inky discharge in the water, glistening in the afternoon sun.
Octophallus Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:- Overall length: 8.8 inches.
- Insertable length: 7 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.8 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.4 inches.
Color: Purple, blue
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★★★★★ 4
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Color: Red, Size: Medium
My fur babies love these balls they are their favorite. Any size dog can play with it because of how it's made. it easy to play with. It's made with a lot of opening and is made of a soft rubber. My Shepherd pup and Boston's love to play with it, and I had to buy 3 so they don't fight over it. The giggler will break easy and even the first day on rough riders, but they can still enjoy the ball itself even without the giggler. It size is about 4in. If Amazon gave halves Id give it a 3.5 because of the giggler breaking so easily but otherwise my girls still love this ball.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My boy loves it!
Color: Red, Size: Medium, Color: Red, Size: Medium
This is my frenchies new favorite toy!! He loves the sounds and it seems very durable. Would recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Wonderful toy, but for most dogs it's a toy you play WITH dog, not a chewie
Color: Red, Size: Medium, Color: Red, Size: Medium
I'm a dog trainer, and have shared my life with many dogs. For the current mini aussie, toys are a necessity and a lifeline. He is tough on toys, and we have certainly tossed many many MANY ruined toys. This toy is wonderful: the squeak is fabulous, it bounces great, it's easy to carry around, and great for fetch and a little tug. Love it, and so does he. But it's soft rubber, so it's a toy to be played JOINTLY with... not a chewie. It will create a lot of fun times and silly entertainment and exercise, but I will put it away when I am not closely monitoring and involved with the play. One of the photos is blurry but shows that the rubber is soft.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Stops giggling after a few weeks
Color: Red, Size: Medium
I have bought three of these Giggler toys. The dogs absolutely LOVE this giggler toy and it's irresistible to them, even more so than squeaky toys. The rubber is soft and flexible, and after weeks of tug-o-war between dogs, the rubber has stood up well and is showing no sign of breakage. However in two of the toys, the giggler mechanism has started to fail and barely makes any noise at all. The dogs have lost interest in them.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 15, 2024
★★★★★ 5
A winner!
Color: Red, Size: Medium
Our pembroke welsh corgi’s favorite toy. We ended up getting him a second one. One for inside. The other, outside. Great for tug-a-war, fetch, and just chewing on. I can recommend this all day long.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2026