SKU: 75960463367

Thorns Spiked Wooden Humbler

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Description

Thorns Spiked Wooden HumblerKeep Him On His Knees Key Features Implement of Pain and Control: Keep him on his knees with this humbler that attaches to the scrotum and hooks behind the thighs. Curved Wood: The smooth, dark, Beechwood is ergonomically curved to fit around most thighs as it keeps them relatively immobile. Adjustable Pressure: Turn the knobs on either side to tighten or loosen the screws and add or remove pressure, effectively locking them in place when tight and

Keep Him On His Knees

Key Features

  • Implement of Pain and Control: Keep him on his knees with this humbler that attaches to the scrotum and hooks behind the thighs.
  • Curved Wood: The smooth, dark, Beechwood is ergonomically curved to fit around most thighs as it keeps them relatively immobile.
  • Adjustable Pressure: Turn the knobs on either side to tighten or loosen the screws and add or remove pressure, effectively locking them in place when tight and making it removable when loose.
  • Spiked Thorns: Several rows of flat-tipped spikes jut out where they come in contact to the scrotum to add an extra level of pain and punishment.

Achieve total domination with this premium Beechwood humbler, expertly curved to conform to most thigh shapes. This tool attaches directly to the scrotum and wraps securely behind the thighs, ensuring limited movement and heightened vulnerability. Precision-adjustable screws allow you to fine-tune the pressure, allowing you to customize the pressure as you ensure your submissive is restrained. The flat-tipped spikes enhance the sensation, delivering a distinct combination of control and discomfort through sharp, intense pressure. For those who desire both efficiency and a touch of sadistic pleasure, this humbler is an indispensable tool!

Command your submissive to do what you want by keeping him on his knees! The smooth, hard wood will wrap around his thighs as the round thorns press into his ballsack while tugging his balls away from his cock and ensuring he cannot cum. He won't be able to rise without causing pain and discomfort, so you'll have him at his knees the entire time until he's released! Keep your slave submissive and obedient with a classic BDSM tool!

Thorns Spiked Wooden Humbler Specs:

Measurements:

  • Overall: 14.7 inches Length x 2.6 inches Height
  • Scrotum Hole: 2.5 inches Width x 0.74 inches Height

Materials: Beechwood, plastic, metal

Color: Black

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K Mehrer
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect Fit & Actually Glows!
Color: green-glow, Color: green-glow
We recently replaced our old Apple TV remote and decided to switch up the cover this time. We had a red one before, but chose the glow-in-the-dark lime green for this remote — and I’m so glad we did. It’s much easier to find in the dark now! The case fits the new Apple TV Siri Remote perfectly and feels snug without being difficult to put on. The silicone material seems thick and durable, like it won’t tear or stretch out easily. The honeycomb texture also makes it less slippery, which is great since these remotes are so slim. And yes — it really does glow in the dark! If you leave it near a window or under a light for a bit, it glows well enough to spot quickly at night. Overall, it’s a simple but very practical upgrade that protects the remote and makes it easier to find.
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Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Feels Great & Easier to Handle
Color: Green
The cover is exactly as described. It makes the slender remote much easier to use & easier to find. It is a perfect fit, feels great and very easy to handle. I bought multiple covers in different colors for each remote so now it won't get mixed up or lost.
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William M. Schmidt
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Wish all silicone cases were made like this
Color: Black
Deserves a good review. Made well, fits in your hand, stylish, textured so it doesn’t slide down into the couch. Not the cheap thin silicone cases. As spoken, made well! No way to be disappointed here, buy on with confidence
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Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Game changer!
Color: Black
These covers are great! Protects and makes it easier to hold onto the controller.
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Jeep Pro
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
All controls on the remote work perfectly with the cover installed. Excellent fit
Color: Orange
Excellent fit and feels great in the hands. Get the orange if you want to never lose your remote again.
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