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Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game

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Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition GameWith a grinding of gears and some uneasy rumbling, Aperture Laboratories has resumed testing! Your team of test subjects has entered the Lab and is ready to perform all sorts of important, dignified, and dangerous testing procedures all in the pursuit of cake! It's a fun and funny fast paced fight to the finish and by finish, we mean your team probably died. The Lab is an ever changing conveyor belt of death and dismemberment. But SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS

With a grinding of gears and some uneasy rumbling, Aperture Laboratories has resumed testing! Your team of test subjects has entered the Lab and is ready to perform all sorts of important, dignified, and dangerous testing procedures...all in the pursuit of cake! It's a fun and funny fast-paced fight to the finish — and by finish, we mean your team probably died.

The Lab is an ever-changing conveyor belt of death and dismemberment. But SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS must be at the forefront of the mind of every good test subject. In Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game, a game of constantly shifting area control and cardplay by the creators of the Portal and Portal 2 video games, players move and Portal their test subjects to various chambers in the lab. At the end of each player's turn, one of the chambers on the end of the lab gives way, plunging all test subjects on it into oblivion. But should your test subjects have numbered greater than all others in the falling chamber, they earn you some wonderful parting gifts, which can include cake.

Yet these moist slices of industrial-grade cake must be stored in the lab where they are at risk of falling into said oblivion. Not to mention that your jealous opponents can pick up your cake and move it closer to that precipice. He who has acquired the most cake when a team has lost its last test subject wins. Do you risk gathering cake early for a quick win? Or do you bide your time and wait until you can protect it better? Win the game and prove the cake was no lie.

Components:
1 Manual
1 Resource Board
18 Test Chamber Panels
20 Aperture Cards/Characters
4 Oversized Portal Gun Cards
1 Turret Miniature
1 Companion Cube Miniature
2 Portal Tokens
1 GLaDOS Token
32 Test Subject Miniatures
32 Cake Slice Miniatures
1 Free Portal 2 Steam Activation Code

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rhpatz
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 4
Item not quite like the picture.
Color: Barkfast Dog Toy Set
I didn’t realize they were stuffed and not flat.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026
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S.Noelle
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Pups all time FAVORITE!
Color: Dim Sum Dumpling Pet Toy Set
Our pups FAVORITE “ball”. He’s obsessed and has a blast with these little dumplings. Small size toy, but our medium labradoodle loooves them. Not to loud of an squaek either. They last quite awhile before he pops the squeaker. Fabric holds up really well.
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BL
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Great squeaky fetch toy for small dogs
Color: Dim Sum Dumpling Pet Toy Set
My dog loves these little squeaky dumpling toys. They are the right size for small dogs (under 20 pounds) to chase and fetch, and they have good squeakers inside. They have a friendly look and my dog can fit them in her mouth.
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Belinda
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute toy and well made
These are very cute and so far my dog has not destroyed them and he’s a very aggressive chewer. They are great quality. The colors are vibrant. Rocky loves the squeaker. They're light weight and the perfect size . He enjoys playing with them. We like to take them when he’s not looking and throw them to watch him go fetch them.
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Jenn
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Great toys
Dog loves these toys, toys have a squeaker in the head and the legs are crinkle like.Very durable toys for dogs that destroy toys.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026

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