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Death by Coconuts

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Death by CoconutsYou're on an afterlife cruise to the totally tropical island of Eternal Paradise your final destination If you catch our drift. On the way, your ship slams into a rock, not far from the sad sandy shores of Purgatory Island. You manage to escape the sinking vessel on a trusty inflatable flamingo and reach the shore, self assured that you've survived a shipwreck and shark infested waters only to be bludgeoned by a falling coconut. What are the chances?!

You're on an afterlife cruise to the totally tropical island of Eternal Paradise - your final destination... If you catch our drift. On the way, your ship slams into a rock, not far from the sad sandy shores of Purgatory Island. You manage to escape the sinking vessel on a trusty inflatable flamingo and reach the shore, self-assured that you've survived a shipwreck and shark-infested waters - only to be bludgeoned by a falling coconut.

What are the chances?! Well it turns out, there are an average of 150 deaths by coconut per year. You regain consciousness to the realisation the shipwreck has turned your heavenly cruise to Eternal Paradise into a hellish race across Purgatory Island.

From Coconut Beach, you've gotta move by backing your betting ability in deciding which of the three options is most deadly. For example: Falling Coconuts, Lightning Strike or Extreme Selfies

You'll be betting by using the only currency to hand: coconuts (ironically). You've got a one-in-three chance of getting the answer correct. Which is roughly the same odds as being struck by lightning... if you play golf in a thunderstorm... dressed like a medieval jouster.

Bet small and move cautiously. Bet big and move quickly - but risk going backwards just as fast. Navigate shortcuts and lava flows - you know, the usual features of a deserted tropical island. Oh, and look out for buried treasure, it could be the difference between life and death.

Whichever tactic you choose, only the first to the finish gets into Eternal Paradise. It's a pretty exclusive guest list - so you better get a move on! Or you'll be wandering the wastes of purgatory for eternity... And that sounds like a fate worse than death!

So, grab yourself a few fellow shipwrecked shipmates and get going on the race to Eternal Paradise, where your knowledge of death just might save your life.

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Tina
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
The Perfect Shelves!
Color: Wooden
Great quality and easy to assemble. The perfect shelves for my space.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026
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Lisa Rattee
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Beautiful Decorative and Light Weight Shelving!
Color: White
Beautiful shelving. Came with hardware for hanging and a ruler strip template for mounting locations, although the holes did not match up with the shelf holes. Shelves are just the right size for my purpose and also decorative and light weight.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
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natalie
Boise, US
★★★★★ 4
sturdy, solid wood, a couple of blemishes
Color: Black
The shelves are securely packed for shipping. The box for the actual item was dented and smashed at one corner, but the contents were well secured. The support braces (6 in total) had a blemish on one - which I will cover with black permanent marker and face on the inside. The second support, which was packed so one could see the defect upon opening of the box, had a couple of dings on the top of the shelf and a huge notch taken out of the side of the support - which is black and near the top and shouldn't be noticable. I question the quality control to ship out that piece with the serious notch, especially because it was right on top when you opened the box, fully visible. I originally thought it was an angled hole for a screw, until I read the instructions and then realized the others didn't have that notch. The 3 shelves are fine except for the one with a few small dings/dents on the top side. The set comes with dowels, all hardware and so forth. Overall these are solid sturdy shelves.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 17, 2024
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Kacey White
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Color matches photos… but stickers don’t 😂
Color: Wooden, Color: Wooden
They don’t feel cheap & hold a reasonable about of weight considered I have my heavy ass salt rock lamp thing on there. It also matches all my other wood which was what I was really hoping for. One thing that made me laugh is the stickers they included to hide the screws. The color is so off it’s comical. It’s not a big deal though, I am just not going to use them.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
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Sharon K Easterling
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Forbena 24 inch wall shelves
Color: White
Perfect shelving for my bathroom
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Reviewed in the United States on January 25, 2026

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