SKU: 13413553983

Pdx Elite Milk Me Silly - Light

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Description

Pdx Elite Milk Me Silly - LightTwerks, shakes, and gyrates like crazy! Milking does a hard cock good! We hope you're ready, because you're about to enjoy the most intense and realistic milking experience in the world with the Milk Me Silly! This giant bubble butt masturbator is ready to milk your cock dry with two mega powerful gyrating motors that vibrate and massage at the same time. You can choose from 5 different rotation functions and 5 different vibration functions or an

Twerks, shakes, and gyrates like crazy! Milking does a hard cock good!

We hope you're ready, because you're about to enjoy the most intense and realistic milking experience in the world with the Milk Me Silly! This giant bubble butt masturbator is ready to milk your cock dry with two mega powerful gyrating motors that vibrate and massage at the same time. You can choose from 5 different rotation functions and 5 different vibration functions or an endless combination of milking fun. There's nothing like fucking a big juicy bubble butt, and with over 20 lbs of Pipedream's signature Fanta Flesh, the Milk Me Silly definitely takes it to the next level!

Dual Gyrating Motors
Each cheek features a mega powerful gyrating motor so that your cock gets massaged from both sides at the same time! Powered by a 24V adapter, each motor provides unparalleled massaging power that will milk your cock dry!

Ultimate Milking Experience
With a gyrating motor on both sides of your cock, and a vibrating bullet below your cock, the Milk Me Silly has every angle covered to make sure your milking experience is top notch!

Powerful Vibrating Bullet
Strategically placed to maximize the stimulation to your cock, this super powerful vibrating bullet adds another element of pleasure to your milking experience.

Vibration & Rotation Modes
Get ready for an endless combination of milking fun! The gyrating motors offer 5 rotation modes and 5 rotation speeds. The powerful bullet also offers 5 vibration modes and 5 vibration speeds.

3 Travel Plugs Included
The Milk Me Silly comes with 3 international travel plugs to use with its 24V adapter so you never have to miss a beat! Enjoy powerful vibrations and intense milking action wherever you go!

Height: 7.1" (18cm)
Tunnel Length (Vagina): 5.2" (13.3cm)
Tunnel Length Ass): 5.2" (13.3cm)
Tunnel Diameter:Stretches to over 3" (7.6cm)

Additional Product Features:
- 90 Day Limited Warranty
- Quick Start Guide

Quick Start Guide:
TURN ON/OFF - Press the power button to turn your unit on. When turned on, the LED lights will illuminate indicating what functions may be selected. The other buttons will not function until the unit has been turned on. Press the button again to turn your unit off. Your Milk Me Silly is also designed with an internal timer set to power the unit OFF after 30 minutes of continuous use.

VIBRATION MODES - Press the (V) button to turn ON the vibrating function. Press (V) to cycle through 5 vibration modes. Press the (+) button to increase vibration power. Press the (-) button to decrease vibration power. Press and hold the (V) button for 2 seconds to turn OFF vibrating function.

ROTATION MODES - Press the (R) button to turn ON the rotating function. Press (R) to cycle through 5 rotation modes. Press the (+) button to increase rotation speed. Press the (-) button to decrease rotation speed. Press and hold the (R) button for 2 seconds to turn OFF rotating function.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS - For cleaning, first unplug the unit, and then flush water in and out through the vagina and ass holes. The two holes connect, so flushing water through either hole will cleanse it properly. Do not rinse water through the backside opening, and do not submerge the masturbator completely in water. Store in a cool, dry place. Do not use oil-based lubricants with this unit, as they may cause deterioration of your TPE toy. Store separately from other toys.

CAUTION
Do not use this unit near any water source.
Always unplug the unit when not in use.
Always unplug the unit when cleaning/rinsing.
Extended use times can cause the unit to warm this is normal
If the unit begins to get hot, switch to a lower speed or stop use for a period of time to allow it to cool down. Allowing the unit to run too hot for an extended period of time will cause permanent damage to the product.
Your Milk Me Silly product has been designed with a safety-stop feature to protect the rotating gears. If too much weight is applied to the internal gears for too long they will slow to a crawl and the unit will stop. Be careful not to put too much weight on the top of the product while the gyrating is active. Doing so can permanently damage the product.

NOTE: Both holes connect to the same internal canal for super easy cleaning. The walls of the tunnel are intended to be tight and stretchy and aren't very wide when you first start out. With a few uses, the elasticity will increase and should be able to accomodate most sizes.
Shipping Notes
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★★★★★ 5
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Queticoman
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 4
Good Quality for what you pay
Color: Golden Yellow, Size: 2' x 6' (Double Pelt)
I 24/7 'researched the heck out of Sheepskin Blk Fri DEALS, this was the best for the money. I had a feeling this Long-Hair version of Sheepskin rug /piece was possibly not quite the same as stuff I bought in the early '90s...from an ACTUAL Sheep Farm -not the curly densely-packed Lambskin, more the '70's 'Shag-Rug' version. Still- I LIKE IT. It's very WARM & seems to be made well even tho the backing is a trimmed down version of true leather. I use it as a large pad under my easy chair. I got the YELLOW, worried the dye might affect the function but no- it did not and tbh- the Yellow is kind of awesome! A soft glowy SUNNY yellow good to blast you out of Winter DULL! I'm NOT going to attempt to wash this. Brush it- yes. I will get it Dry-cleaned when needed. I DO recommend this Sheepskin.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 3, 2025
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Johnny A.
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 3
Hard to say if genuine or faux.
Color: Light Brown, Size: 2' x 3' (Single Pelt), Color: Light Brown, Size: 2' x 3' (Single Pelt)
I was really debating between two brands and decided to get this one since it had more good sounding reviews. I received it and now I'm not 100% sure if this is REAL sheep or just a really well done Faux. I trimmed a few pieces from this rug and my Faux one I got from ROSS and they both bubbled up exactly the same way when burned...But the rug I got from Ross is so much softer and smoother, but the backing is different in the Ross one and definitely a cotton material compared to this Amazon one which is slightly stiff but more suede looking. I also felt a real sheep rug earlier this week (and was what made me interested in buying one—but I wasn't interested in the price tag of the one from the store I found. However, the one at the store even had a tag on the corner stating "Genuine New Zealand Sheep Skin"). I just wish this had a stamp or tag somewhere or something on the piece stating it's "Genuine" like most authentic leather/fur goods have. It is fluffy and soft—but so is my faux rug from ROSS. This piece does have those curls/coils that make it seem more dense and like an actual sheep's coat. It might just be a REALLY low quality product that they're trying to market in an enticing manner. Even the backing looks like cheap cardboard like someone else stated. Either way, most likely keeping it since the price was alot less than the cost of the one I found at the store and I like the creamy beige color I ordered because it gives a more natural look than the stark white fur I originally found. Regardless, it's for my Dog, so I'm not too bothered and if it gets messed up and mangled it won't be such a big deal. Odor in the one I got just smelled like a sheep that's been in the sun all day and dissipated pretty quickly/got covered up once I sprayed it with my dog's fragrance/refresh spray. Creased up from the packaging but nothing a little brushing and shaking couldn't fix. I hope this helped inform you before you purchased. PS: They did send samples of a "Faux" Fur AND "Real" Fur which I thought was kind of neat but the sample coulda been from an actual good quality real fur compared to what they sent...Who knows?
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Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Super soft
Color: Ivory, Size: 2' x 3' (Single Pelt), Color: Ivory, Size: 2' x 3' (Single Pelt)
Very nice quality, this is the perfect size. It is a tiny bit yellow, but still looks really nice. It's lovely to be able to set my feet onto something so soft, especially in the morning.
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Basia Herrera
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Furnished Apartment? Quality!! Instant upgrade
Size: 2'6" x 6'6", Color: Ivory White, Size: 2'6" x 6'6", Color: Ivory White
I was concerned about ordering sheepskin online. So many scams & faux fur. And Wow! Holy Moly - I’m so impressed. I’m from Hudson Valley NY - lots of sheep farmers - I know fur! These are fabulous! Bigger than the others online Thick and full piles and beyond soft These are beautiful - I’ve now ordered 3 If you’re a renter and furniture came with the rental - these can transform your space! The colors are beautiful and appear very natural PS: Do not expect bleached white color And you really wouldn’t want it I have allergies and chemical reactions These are beautiful, supple and natural They come with a linen bag, cleaning brush and care instructions I’m so pleasantly surprised and maybe a bit obsessed with the quality of the pieces that arrived. You won’t regret this one! I’ve ordered the white - over 6ft long draping my love seat. The brown - for two dining chairs that I easily move around. The photos explain - enjoy.
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