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Description
Are the A-Holes Still In Charge Fallout Shelter T-ShirtAre the assholes still in charge? You peek out of your Cold War fallout bunker and, yep, still running the show. Same parasites, different administration. This shirt is for anyone who's ever looked around and thought, Hard pass. Ideal for doomsday preppers, politically homeless cynics, or just the guy in your neighborhood whos been stockpiling freeze dried chili since 2009. Whether youre hunkering down or just hitting the grocery store before they
Are the assholes still in charge?
You peek out of your Cold War fallout bunker and, yep, still running the show. Same parasites, different administration.
This shirt is for anyone who's ever looked around and thought, “Hard pass.” Ideal for doomsday preppers, politically homeless cynics, or just the guy in your neighborhood who’s been stockpiling freeze-dried chili since 2009.
Whether you’re hunkering down or just hitting the grocery store before they mandate goggles again, this shirt lets the world know you’re not buying what they’re selling.
Details for the detail freaks:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors: cotton/poly blend for extra moodiness)
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric – perfect for sprinting to the fallout shelter or arguing at Thanksgiving
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and shoulder-taped to survive whatever comes next
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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