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This Aint No White Christmas (LP)

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This Aint No White Christmas (LP)Rudy Ray Moore was a storyteller extraordinaire, a hilarious, low down dirty man, and a legit trailblazer in the world of no holds barred, fuck the censors comedy. This classic, live Christmas album shows Moore in the 1970s form that cemented his late night legacy. Side 1 is for early evening listening, when family and respectable friends might still be around. (The dirty stuff is for the flip.) The song Merry Christmas, Baby starts things off a slow,

Rudy Ray Moore was a storyteller extraordinaire, a hilarious, low-down dirty man, and a legit trailblazer in the world of no-holds-barred, fuck-the-censors comedy.

This classic, live Christmas album shows Moore in the 1970s form that cemented his late-night legacy. Side 1 is for early evening listening, when family and respectable friends might still be around. (The dirty stuff is for the flip.) The song Merry
Christmas, Baby starts things off - a slow, dusty blues number bolstered by a wobbly but upright backing band. The song itself is PG, extolling the virtues of a caring partner and the joy of the season. Truth be told, its a warm and wonderful holiday song.

With the band gently strolling behind him, he then lays into Christmas tales from childhood up through modern day trials, tribulations and hilarities. I can remember when me and my brother were six years old, he says. We hung our stockings up on the mantelpiece, and the health department made us take them down. Good old fashioned family fun.

But with the man also known Dolemite, the down and dirty is never far away. Side 2 is where things get good (and X-rated), for the late night listening pleasure. It all starts with Rudy retelling The Night Before Christmas - with his grooving backing band - in his trademark raunchy style, complete with mice and rats getting it on. Also included on this side is a psychedelic blues number, detailing Brother Raps visit to heaven (to get dirty, of course). And it all finishes up with a thematically appropriate Christmas themed tale, with the term mtherf*cker used in potentially record-breaking numbers.

Its what youd expect from the legendary, foul-mouthed, groundbreaking comedy legend. A perfect way to keep the Holidays from becoming too much of a Hallmark moment.
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