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I'm Ready for Oligarchy

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I'm Ready for OligarchyWhen your friends start going on about how they're going to vote for Hillary Clinton this coming election, you can wear your shirt and explain how big of a free speech support she is when you tell them how she tried to ban this shirt. Less than 6 months after defeating the NSA and DHS in a federal free speech case, Hillary's Super PAC issued cease and desists for this parody we made when news came out that there was a good chance that Jeb Bush and

When your friends start going on about how they're going to vote for Hillary Clinton this coming election, you can wear your shirt and explain how big of a free speech support she is when you tell them how she tried to ban this shirt.

Less than 6 months after defeating the NSA and DHS in a federal free speech case, Hillary's Super PAC issued cease and desists for this parody we made when news came out that there was a good chance that Jeb Bush and Hillary would be running for president. All hell broke loose. Needless to say, when we threatened to take Hillary PAC to court to defend their insane attack on free speech and parody, they backed down about 10 minutes before the deadline. So forevermore we'll look at this shirt as a token of victory against political bullies. And no, we're not ready for oligarchy, even if we're already in one.

Enjoy the feel of 100% fine jersey cotton against your skin. This unisex shirt is ringspun. It’s medium weight and has a contemporary, but true-to-size fit. 

  • Fine ringspun cotton jersey
  • Modern cut - size one up for a looser fit
  • Double stitched
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
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KJ
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
The best chew, play and teeth cleaning toy
Size: Blue
I have a 24 lb medium australian labradoodle multigen. She loves to chew and nothing soothed her teething like this toy. It also cleans the adult teeth that came in. So win win. The squeakers didn't last but that was my fault for squeaking it to tire her out in play. We personally love this toy and will purchase it again when it wears out. So thanks for a great product. 😉
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2025
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Rachel
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 4
Not indestructible, but pretty close!
Size: Yellow, Size: Yellow
I adopted a pit mix a little over a month ago, and so far he's managed to destroy every single toy he's had, including ones meant for aggressive chewers. He's a sucker for a good squeaky toy, and this had good reviews (and was affordable) so I decided to check it out. He's had his corn for a week now, and surprisingly, it's still holding up pretty well - though there are some caveats to that. My boy didn't even want to wait for me to take his corn out of the plastic bag, he too excited to get it. He went to town immediately, to the point where he was sitting in a puddle of his own drool after about an hour. He managed to squeak it (which I couldn't do myself), but still hasn't really gotten the hang of doing so - and the squeaker, when wet, does sound a little... Well, wet. He managed to have bite marks in it within the first six hours. Within a day, there were tiny bits of yellow rubber starting to appear anywhere that he played with this toy. A week later and there are some decent sized chunks missing from the corn - some of which I've had to cut off when they got loose and I worried about him choking on them. He loves his corn cob, and will likely get at least a few more weeks of play out of it before I have to toss it for his safety. I'm unsure of whether the squeaker is still functional, but he seems to love it whether or not it squeaks. Overall, it's not a bad toy for most aggressive chewers, but it will not last forever. The rubber is as heavy as the regular red Kong toys, but it feels slightly softer, which might contribute to his ability to break off little pieces. Make sure you keep an eye on your dog with this toy, or with any other, especially if they are chew goblins. But I'd definitely buy this toy again.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 6, 2024
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Zoltare
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
Solid piece
Size: Yellow
Border Collie loves it. Great for aggressive chewers. Prefers this to the carrot or the pineapple one. Probably better for large dogs than my medium size dog as there is some heft to it.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 25, 2025
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Green earth!
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 1
Too soft
Size: Blue
Not good for heavy chewing dogs. Gone in 10 minutes!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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Corin E.
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 3
Probably indestructible since your dog won't want to play with it.
Size: Yellow
Boring yellow and rubber chew toy with a weird smell. My dog was not impressed.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2026

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