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Pissed Jeans - Half Divorced [Spotify Green]

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Pissed Jeans - Half Divorced [Spotify Green]Loser Edition on lime "Spotify green" vinyl. Pissed Jeans has never been a band that goes halfway. They're known for their feral vocals, biting lyrics, buzz saw guitars, and unhinged live shows, and their sixth album, Half Divorced is no exception. These songs skewer the tension between youthful optimism and the sobering realities of adulthood, and when viewed through front man Matt Korvette's scowl, everything takes on a level of violent absurdity.

Loser Edition on lime "Spotify green" vinyl. Pissed Jeans has never been a band that goes halfway. They're known for their feral vocals, biting lyrics, buzz-saw guitars, and unhinged live shows, and their sixth album, Half-Divorced is no exception. These songs skewer the tension between youthful optimism and the sobering realities of adulthood, and when viewed through front-man Matt Korvette's scowl, everything takes on a level of violent absurdity. Pissed Jeans notorious acerbic sense of humor remains sharper than ever as they dismember some of the joys that contemporary adult life has to offer, from helicopter parents to stolen catalytic converters to being $62,000 in debt. In Korvette's words, "Pissed Jeans is truly like an art project for us, which is what makes it so fun." This lack of restraint rages within the songs that unexpectedly veer into classic hardcore punk territory, often coming in at under two minutes long and erupting like the butane tank explosion Korvette sings about in "Junktime."

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★★★★★ 5
Nice polo
Material Type: Recycled Polyester, Color: Dark Teal, Size: Medium
Fantastic polo shirt. Size was true to fit. Color is amazing. It’s soft and it has held up through washes since Christmas.
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Great shirt for the price.
Material Type: Recycled Polyester, Color: Electric Blue, Size: Large
Bought this for my son. Very nice shirt for the price, it is true to size and the color is the same as the picture. Would definitely buy it again. The material is good quality. No issues whatsoever
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Material Type: Recycled Polyester, Color: Dark Navy, Size: X-Large
Purchased several shirts, all were great quality. You never know what you’ll get when you purchase sight unseen, these are worth it. Great value, style, and comfort. Color is exactly what you see online. True to size.
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Great quality for price
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I really like this polo. I've been wearing it once a week or every other week since November. Its very comfortable and breathable. This polo feels like it should last a while. The fit is good. I typcally wear XL and this XL fits great. I've pruchased it in both burgundy and black so far. I definitely recommend this shirt. For work or casual wear, this will look good.
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