Cocktail Cabana Swim Trunks

Cocktail Cabana Swim TrunksBuilt for poolside diplomacy and 3 drink lunches. The Cocktail Cabana Swim Trunks are what happens when your liver vacations harder than your body. Drenched in watercolor mai tais, pia coladas, and rum punch over jungle foliage so lush it makes Margaritaville look like a Supermax prison, these handmade trunks dont just scream "vacation," they slur it loudly at the hotel bar. Silky smooth inner mesh keeps your parts from staging a mutiny. Four way

Built for poolside diplomacy and 3-drink lunches.

The Cocktail Cabana Swim Trunks are what happens when your liver vacations harder than your body. Drenched in watercolor mai tais, piña coladas, and rum punch over jungle foliage so lush it makes Margaritaville look like a Supermax prison, these handmade trunks don’t just scream "vacation," they slur it loudly at the hotel bar. 

Silky-smooth inner mesh keeps your parts from staging a mutiny. Four-way stretch microfiber moves with you whether you're diving into the pool or aggressively avoiding fatherhood. And with enough pocket space for contraband and questionable decision-making, these bad boys are your ticket to diplomatic immunity at every resort on the planet.

These shorts were designed, printed, cut, sewn, and high-fived over right here in North America by people who aren't enslaved by a communist regime. So they're built to last and aren't available anywhere else. 

• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Lining composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex (in the US), and 90% polyester, 10% elastane (in the EU)
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+ protection
• Handmade

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