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I Need New Conspiracy Theories MugI need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones came true. How weird is it when your normie friends that used to leave the room when you really got going now are spouting off how there are evil elites trafficking children or covert government ops working with corporations to enslave the masses with technocratic authoritarian policies? Hell, even the government admitted UFOs now. What's even left after Alex Jones can even laugh "I told you so?"
I need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones came true. How weird is it when your normie friends that used to leave the room when you really got going now are spouting off how there are evil elites trafficking children or covert government ops working with corporations to enslave the masses with technocratic authoritarian policies? Hell, even the government admitted UFOs now. What's even left after Alex Jones can even laugh "I told you so?"Things are getting weird.
I guess there are still shape-shifting lizard people and COVID-19 vaccine depopulation schemes. Wait, no, Jim in accounting was already posting that shit on Facebook. Damn it.
• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• White print area
• Color rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
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4.6 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 1
Not for heavy chewers!
Size: Medium
If you have a heavy chewer, do not buy. Mine tore it up in a matter of 20 mins. Literally in pieces.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 13, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Our dog loves it!
My dog loves this toy! He gets to play fetch with it after his dinner, and looks forward to that time so much. Great construction!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 25, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Perfect
Fast delivery -exactly what Daisy wished for
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Reviewed in the United States on January 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Squeak isn’t too Loud or obnoxious. Good quality.
Good quality, dog loves it.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 8, 2025
★★★★★ 3
Quality issues
The first one the squeaker did not work, the second one the seam on the wing had a fault so it didn’t not last more than an hour or two before it was taken away.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
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