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Government Cure-All Elixir T-ShirtGovernment all purpose cure all elixir. Made with pure snake oil. Apply liberally to problem areas. How many people do you know that basically think this? If there's a problem, just add government. Bigger the problem, bigger the dose. 100% cotton jersey Pre shrunk Ladies size down one for better fit Shoulder taping to keep size
Government all purpose cure all elixir. Made with pure snake oil. Apply liberally to problem areas.How many people do you know that basically think this? If there's a problem, just add government. Bigger the problem, bigger the dose.
- 100% cotton jersey
- Pre-shrunk
- Ladies size down one for better fit
- Shoulder taping to keep size
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4.7 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 5
Very comfortable
Size: 14, Color: Light Green
I received so many compliments on my son’s outfit for graduation.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 26, 2025
★★★★★ 1
no pure white.
no pure white.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
suit
Size: 12, Color: Beige
Very nice suit set. size 12. seems to fit as expected. I love the quality. It does have multi colored thread, as it is not solid.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 21, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Not paper thin like most T-Shirts
Color: Light Khaki, Size: X-Large
These Cooney tshirts are really nice. Feel like 100% cotton and keep their shape and color. Size true to fit. Good value for the money. Love the mock neck style. Bot a couple one in white and one in black. Then went back and ordered 6 more various colors. Like the all.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Coofandy is top tier, excellent fabric quality and fit,
Color: Black, Size: X-Large
I have purchased many Coofandy shirts, all have been of good quality and fit,
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
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