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You Have A Greater Statistical Chance of Dying from the Clintons than my AR-15 T-shirt

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You Have A Greater Statistical Chance of Dying from the Clintons than my AR-15 T-shirtYou've probably heard the saying, "guns don't kill people, people kill people." But have you ever stopped to consider the real statistics? Believe it or not, you have a greater statistical chance of dying from the Clintons than you do from an AR 15. That's right, the list of acquaintances of the Clintons who have perished under questionable circumstances is unfortunately long. From mysterious plane crashes to "suicides," it seems like the Clintons

You've probably heard the saying, "guns don't kill people, people kill people." But have you ever stopped to consider the real statistics?

Believe it or not, you have a greater statistical chance of dying from the Clintons than you do from an AR-15.

That's right, the list of acquaintances of the Clintons who have perished under questionable circumstances is unfortunately long. From mysterious plane crashes to "suicides," it seems like the Clintons have a knack for consorting with the unluckiest people in America.

So next time someone tries to take away your right to bear arms, just remember: the real danger might just be a former President or Democratic nominee.

Wear this t-shirt as a reminder to always question the statistics and the motives of those who present them. The Second Amendment is there for a reason. It's the Epstein theorem. Verified by the McAfee axiom. First posited by the Foster hypothesis.

100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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The cut on these tops are perfect. It's a nice v-neck without being revealing. Thick straps and solid back so your bra doesn't show. Sizing is accurate in my case. 5'6" 130lbs chest 34" waist 26" hips 39" and I ordered the small which is fitted on me. I ordered the lavender purple and a black one and both colors are correct in shade. Soft and stretchy material. I air dry them mostly and only gentle low on the dryer if needed and have not had any shrinking.
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