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God Plutonium - Book Layout & Formatting

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God Plutonium - Book Layout & FormattingHave you ever bought a book that gives you a headache because the formatting and layout are complete shit? Are you constantly annoyed that files don't have covers embedded into the files? There's nothing worse than a big generic block in your library. We feel you. GOD PLUTONIUM IS THE SOLUTION! Every book that God Plutonium formats is done so using Adobe InDesign. In other words, we will NEVER create something in Microsoft Word and export the files

 

Have you ever bought a book that gives you a headache because the formatting and layout are complete shit?

Are you constantly annoyed that files don't have covers embedded into the files? There's nothing worse than a big generic block in your library.

We feel you.

GOD PLUTONIUM IS THE SOLUTION!

Every book that God Plutonium formats is done so using Adobe InDesign. In other words, we will NEVER create something in Microsoft Word and export the files using a shitty, free, web-based file converter.

EVER. That's a promise. We'll let the amateurs do that and continue to give you headaches.

Our books are built using the industry standard of quality. Not the DIY publishing standard.

ALWAYS CUSTOM! NEVER, EVER TEMPLATED.

Even better. Our prices are SIGNIFICANTLY cheaper than any other professional formatting service in the industry. Don't believe us? Ask around. 

We will give you files superior to everyone else's. All of our packages include the following:

  • Dual format ePubs (fixed and reflow - Kindle).
  • Print resolution pdfs.
  • Mobi and other formats are available FREE when requested.
  • Embedded covers in both pdfs and ePubs.
  • Designed title pages.
  • Custom chapter breaks.
  • Direct link advertising in back-matter with full-color book covers.

God Plutonium has built and formatted books for:

Authors
Simon McHardy
Sean Hawker
Mick Collins
The Professor
TLXU
Nikolas Robinson
Ezekiel Kincaid
Chris Miller
Patrick C. Harrison III
Mike Duke

Publishers
Blood Bound Books
Madness Heart Press
October Night's Press

Our book layout and formatting rate sheet are as follows.

Under 25K Words
Layout & Formatting - eBook $30 
Layout & Formatting - Print $50
Layout & Formatting - Print $65

25K-50K Words
Layout & Formatting - eBook $40
Layout & Formatting - Print $60
Layout & Formatting - Print $75

50K-100K Words
Layout & Formatting - eBook $60
Layout & Formatting - Print $70
Layout & Formatting - Print $80

OVER 100K Words
Layout & Formatting - eBook $75
Layout & Formatting - Print $85
Layout & Formatting - Print $90

Added Value
As if these prices weren't already outrageous. When you purchase ANY book formatting package from God Plutonium, you will also get the following:

  • A headline scheduled day for the release of your book.
  • Custom-built and high-resolution social assets and banners built from the cover source files.
  • A round of social to promote your book.
  • An app notification push to alert readers that your book has arrived.
  • An episode of Godless Raw Reads.

Do you want to rise above? Do you want to put your best foot forward with your new book? Are you looking to save money and use the book designer/formatter who designs using the same tools as the Big Four?

Commission God Plutonium's Book Layout & Formatting services today. They know what sells and what doesn't. 

Feel free to pop the services you require into your cart now or reach out to Drew directly to talk about your dream book project!

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Jessica
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Actually Holds up
Color: Knuckle Bone, Size: XX-Large
I must say I had low expectations when buying this bone based on prior experience of similar products. I'm happy to say I was pleasantly surprised. I bought this bone off Amazon in the beginning of December, I wanted to wait a while for my review to see if it would actually hold up. So far so good. There are several factors that set this bone above similar products. First let me be clear that this is the Beef bone not the chicken etc. (I'm told there is a huge difference) 1. The first thing that impressed me is that my dog actually loves to chew on it. I know this may sound weird but I tried the puppy pack of nylabones and a bit larger one. He was interested in them but it didn't last and he wouldn't touch them anymore. This bone on the other hand is his absolute favorite. He carries it around everywhere. Even though it's beef flavored it doesn't have a noticeable smell or residue and it doesn't get slimly like a real bone. 2. This bone is extremely durable. I have a chew happy 10 month old lab puppy with razor teeth and majoring chewing skills. Trust me, my ruined shoes are proof :) It's been almost two months and I can just see where the bone has worn down. The down side to this is it is extremely heavy, not ideal to be leave around to step on, especially because of the way the bone breaks down. As they chew on it is almost peals away into tiny, tiny chunks. This is great compared to a kong stick that he had where he was swallowing large pieces of a rubber/plastic material. The downside is that as it "peals" it leaves the bone very sharp, with little spikes around where they chew. So far my dog doesn't seem to mind and it doesn't seem to make his mouth bleed or anything so that's a minor negative. Just don't stub your toe on it! Trust me! Overall after trying multiple brand/types and flavors this is the only one that gets my seal of approval.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2012
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Pamcakes
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
This is a great option for tough chewers
Color: Knuckle Bone, Size: XX-Large
This is a great option for tough chewers, although if your dogs are anything like ours, there is a procedure to ANY new toy no matter how "tough". If I gave them this Nylabone and they went unsupervised day one, they would wreck it and it'd be in the trash within the hour. I say this to tell you, if you have a top 10 bite strength aggressive chewer, that you shouldn't expect a miracle. If instead, I give it, take it away when they are working it too hard or being particularly destructive, and then give it back- and do this a few times for a week or so, then they'll chew it in a less aggressive fashion- they'll enjoy it and it lasts a long time. I don't know what it is about the first few days, but when something is "new" it has to be destroyed. When it's been in the house a few days, they are rough but not as bad. Like the ones listed "virtually indestructible" will last 6 months as long as we have multiple around. It will show damage, there will be shrapnel in the carpet that will scratch up your feet, but it'll be worthy of play still. I consider 6 months in our house worthy of 5 stars. This has been true for 2 Dobermans and a German Shepherd- and all of them have proven ability to destroy these products day 1 if I don't behave appropriately on introducing the new toy. If your dog wrecks these in the first 10 minutes, I'd say you probably need to work on supervising new toy play, and taking it away when they become to aggressive. This is a training issue, it can be done!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2015
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Scott D
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Lasting longer than 6 months, longer than any bone to date.
Color: Mega Knot Bone, Size: X-Large
Finally a bone that has lasted longer than 6 moths so far. I know my dog is a chewer. Well worth the cost to not have to replace them as often.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2025
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Tina Oakes
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Great quality
Color: Knuckle Bone, Size: XX-Large
Great quality. Our puppy is having a great time and it's holding up perfectly.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 9, 2025
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Kay K
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Do away with vet teeth cleaning. Great product.
Color: Monster Bone, Size: XX-Large
My large dogs love these. It keeps their teeth clean and no tarter or cavities after 4 years of using. It has even helped an adopted older dog to have stronger teeth. They don't ingest anything, so safe to chew on.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 18, 2025

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