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The Colossal Corpus of Serious Gloves [Hardcover]

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The Colossal Corpus of Serious Gloves [Hardcover]The Colossal Corpus of Serious Gloves is a collection of mind bending short stories that weave together threads of horror, sci fl, and fantasy to create tapestries of disjointed hope in a spectrum of realities corrupted by maddening technology. Often beginning in universes where reality is already broken, we watch as freakazoided men attempt to carve out their way. Walk your mind like a dog through an alley of dystopian tornadoes and prove you can

The Colossal Corpus of Serious Gloves is a collection of mind-bending short stories that weave together threads of horror, sci-fl, and fantasy to create tapestries of disjointed hope in a spectrum of realities corrupted by maddening technology. Often beginning in universes where reality is already broken, we watch as freakazoided men attempt to carve out their way. Walk your mind like a dog through an alley of dystopian tornadoes and prove you can dominate your time and place.

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