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Children of Ecstasy

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Children of EcstasyThe Children of Ecstasy are the footsoldiers of their faction. Like all their kin, they are affected by the boon and the curse that is eternal bliss. They exist in a state of near constant euphoria wanting for nothing and without a care in the world. They often become overly obsessed with something quite mundane, but just as quickly they become distracted and completely forget one obsession to dwell on another new whim or desire. They completely lack

The Children of Ecstasy are the footsoldiers of their faction. Like all their kin, they are affected by the boon and the curse that is eternal bliss. They exist in a state of near constant euphoria - wanting for nothing and without a care in the world. They often become overly obsessed with something quite mundane, but just as quickly they become distracted and completely forget one obsession to dwell on another new whim or desire. They completely lack focus and often struggle to find purpose or the motivation to take action.
To say that their base traits are undesirable in a soldier is an understatement. It is only by the hands of the Priestesses of Ecstasy - who burn massive brassiers and censors brimming with a bizarre concoction of hallucinogens, stimulants, and more esoteric substances - that the Children can maintain a modicum of focus and order among their ranks. In addition to the beneficial effects that these drugs provide to them, the aromas are often overpowering to many of their enemies. The pungent haze unnerves and stupefies their opponents while their own forces are bolstered.
What the armies of Ecstasy lack in organization they more than make up for in speed, agility, and fearlessness. The Children of Ecstasy throw themselves with wild abandon into combat, dodging blows at superhuman speeds and eviscerating opponents before they are even aware that their blows have failed to land. Milling about the battle in apparently random patterns, their lithe bodies turn slaughter into a frenzied but synchronized dance. Blades and claws whirl about, battle lines ebb and flow, and they move with a unity that is both graceful and murderous. The battlefield becomes their stage and they are the actors in a strangely beautiful and violent performance.
As they become exhausted and the invigorating effects of the drugs begin to fade, their formations break into complete disarray. Disparate groups break off, with some retreating to their enclaves in whatever current pursuit claims their attention. Others remain on the battlefield, playfully torturing captives, or even languidly lounging amongst the corpses of foes - licking spots of blood from their glistening golden skin with sharp cat-like tongues. The sight is both sickening and fascinating, hideous and sensual; a perfect representation of the forces of Ecstasy.

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Aimee B.
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 4
Read for a college course
Format: Paperback
This is a really fascinating subversion of the tropes of courtly love. Roles generally given to women are given to religion, and quests that in earlier literature are completely external are internalized. I read this for a college course on Arthurian romances and it was definitely one of my favorite books we read. This version has the Middle English (which is difficult Middle English, by the way -- more difficult than Chaucer) on one page and a modern English translation on the facing page.
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★★★★★ 5
Quality little package
I’m impressed. This is a good example of doing something simple, but doing it right. The packaging is great - a simple box with 2 perfectly snug plastic containers inside, each containing a plastic-wrapped tongue scraper. The scrapers felt hefty and sturdy. When I used one, it seemed effective and easy to use. While I haven’t noticed a drastic change in taste, it did visibly scrape off at least some dead cells and mucus or other coating lingering on my tongue even after brushing. The price was great too. If you want to add a tongue scraper into your dental hygiene routine, I would honestly recommend this one.
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karl's mom
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
You Gotta Fight... For Your Right... To TONNNNNGGUUEEE SCRAPE
I love these tongue scrapers. This was a new years resolution for this year because of all the benefits I have heard about tongue scrapping 1) Removes Bacteria 2) Better Sense of Taste 3) Activates Organs 5) Better Digestion 6) Removes Bad Breath ...to just name a few. This scraper is great quality. Its easy to clean I just run it under hot water for a few seconds after I'm done and I havent seen any gross build up or residue stick. They dont taste funny... they dont taste like anything at all to be honest.
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The Gud Life
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
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I didn't have terribly bad morning breath prior to using this but after adding this into my night routine, my morning breath is completely gone. Also, spicy foods seem a little more spicy these days and I think that's due to my tastebuds being so much cleaner. It feels refreshing and I highly recommend. Such a simple device, very easy to clean and so easy to take with me for traveling or just storing in my bathroom. I love it and I'm handing them out as gifts to all my family members ;)
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Dave A.
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 4
Scrape away
Thin and lightweight, this little scraper is worth the low price. It does the job OK. I would like to have a better handle though, as it can slip from your finger's grip. Overall, this is a decent little tool to help clean your tongue.
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