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Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks 2lbAttention, pranksters and mischief makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! Thats right, folks 2 whole pounds of fruit flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity! Introducing Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politicians convention, and theyre
Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! Thats right, folks 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!Introducing Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politicians convention, and theyre all sour enough to make your face pucker like youve just seen your grandma naked.
But wait, theres more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:
Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just arent enough anymore)
Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers reactions
So, whether youre looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.
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★★★★★ 4
Sturdy paper plates
I ordered "too" heavy paper plates. A paper plate is used daily to zap my bacon in folded over paper towel. I use them daily for various kitchen tasks.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 1, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Less expensive than local grocery stores
This pack of paper plates works out to be a lot less expensive than my local grocery, and unlike the grocery store, Amazon always seems to have it in stock.
These are your basic, thin paper plate. We use them with plastic paper plate holders to add support. I think it's a good deal.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2024
★★★★★ 5
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they're ok
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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Cheap, very thin, and weak
They are very cheap and very weak. You need to double and triple up to use them, so it isn't worth it.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great retinol face moisturizer
Palmers always makes a great product in my opinion. This one's no different. It's a retinol that doesn't irritate my skin. I use a moisturizer below and on top. It absorbs quickly but doesn't sit on the skin. It's helped with my fine lines quicker than other products I've used and the price point is unmatched. Great product,not a strong scent, will continue to use.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2026