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Dad Jokes: The Punniest Joke Book Ever**** Condition: BRAND NEW ISBN: 9781626861770 Format: Trade paperback (US) Year: 2017 Publisher: Portable Press Pages: 320 Description: Dad's comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade to the relief of everyone around him! Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee slappers
****Condition: BRAND NEW
ISBN: 9781626861770
Format: Trade paperback (US)
Year: 2017
Publisher: Portable Press
Pages: 320
Description:
Dad's comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade...to the relief of everyone around him!
Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch...line, that is! He'll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these:
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too!
Why is Christmas just like another day in the office?
Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit!
Dad: "I wouldn't want to be buried in this graveyard."
Kid: "Why not?"
Dad: "Because I'm not dead yet!"
And many more!
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★★★★★ 5
EXCELLENT QUALITY
Size: Medium 20", Style: 3 Knot, Pattern Name: Dog
I have a German Shepherd/Pointer mix who is 10 months old. He has been in the throes of teething and destructive exploration. He's chewed up clothing and shoes. He chewed a hole in our couch and one in our brand new mattress (He was never left home alone until this point but as my mother came to visit and my boyfriend was back at work, I had no choice but to trust him alone for about an hour a day for 3 or 4 days... he clearly didn't earn that trust). He loves ropes because he can gnaw them, whip them around, and play tug of war or fetch with them at any given time. We love ropes because they keep him occupied and relieve his desire to chew things. Unfortunately, he was destroying rope after rope after rope. Some ropes were worrisome because they would quickly start fraying and falling apart. We would have to help remove strings he has swallowed from his behind while he was out doing his business... My boyfriend's mother picked up a Mammoth TireBiter tire and rope toy for him but it was much too small. Still, he loved it and it stood up very well to his chompers despite being way too small/weak for him. Looking for a larger version of the Mammoth TireBiters, I stumbled across this rope toy and gave it a shot. Let me tell you, I don't think I will ever buy rope toys from any other brand! We have had this rope for over a month and it is still going strong. It does show some small signs of wear and tear but you would swear we bought it last week. It is very strong and durable. It has held up through many long gnawing sessions. It has been put through countless hours of fetch and tug of war with no signs of giving out any time soon. I am so in love with this rope and so is my pup!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 13, 2020
★★★★★ 5
Good quality
Size: Mini 10", Style: 3 Knot, Pattern Name: Dog
Small but good quality
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Only for tug-a-war play.
Size: Small 15", Style: 3 Knot, Pattern Name: Dog, Size: Small 15", Style: 3 Knot, Pattern Name: Dog
This should only be advertised as a tug-a-war dog toy. I gave the toy to our 6 month old puppy and in, not even, an hour it was ripped apart. He’s not big enough for the larger ones yet. Not sure if I’ll try the next size larger.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Definitely worth the price
Size: Mini 10", Style: 3 Knot, Pattern Name: Dog
Not for heavy chewing. This rope is light and not as rigid as the others. My dog prefers this one over her other ropes and plays with it much more.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good for Puppies
Size: Small 15", Style: 3 Knot, Pattern Name: Dog, Size: Small 15", Style: 3 Knot, Pattern Name: Dog
Puppy loves it. It has kept up with her chewing so far even though it is fraying
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2026
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